Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Day 309: August 3, 2025 – At Sea

Our 10-day voyage from Alaska to Japan involves 7 time zone changes plus a dropped day, leaving many of us struggling to keep up. Since we are in the middle of the ocean and not tied to any land, phones don’t automatically update correctly.

I see the Change Your Clocks Back reminders, but did I already do that before I went to bed? Or was that the night before? Or did I adjust my laptop but not my phone? At one point, I had four different times showing on my laptop, phone, TV, and watch.

Our chat group sounds like a Who’s on First, What’s on Second skit:

Person A: Good morning. It’s 7:05 AM, right?
Person B: No, it’s 5:05 AM, we switched clocks again.
Person C: I though we weren’t switching back today. I thought it was 6:05 AM.
Person D: My TV says it’s 8:05.
Person C: What location did you set it to?
Person B: I used Magadan, Russia.
Person E: Efate, Vanuatu worked for me.


One of our talented techy shipmates, Chris Guld (who along with her husband Jim posts on Geeks on Tour) took pity on us and launched a pop-up Time Zone Help Desk in the ship lounge to help get us all aligned.

Chris at the Time Zone Help Desk. Photo credit: Geeks On Tour

Someone suggested our theme song for this week should be Chicago’s signature song Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is, and it’s perfect.


As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me
What the time was that was on my watch
Yeah… and I said

(I don’t) Does anybody really know what time it is?
(Care) Does anybody really care?
(About time) If so, I can’t imagine why
(Oh no, no) We’ve all got time enough to cry



It’s true when you’re out at sea in the middle of nowhere caring about time is not a high priority. It’s not like we have places to be, important people to see. I just don’t want to be one of the people who shows up for breakfast two hours before the espresso is available. Which has been happening lately.

7 responses to “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”
  1. Donna Kruszewska Avatar
    Donna Kruszewska

    Great story! It sounds as if you are in the company of a boatload of problem solvers. That is a good environment to be in,

  2. Donna Kruszewska Avatar
    Donna Kruszewska

    Great story! It sounds as if you are in the company of a boatload of problem solvers. That is a good environment to be in,

  3. Mastering Time Zones on a Cruise: Tips and Tricks – GeeksOnTour.COM

    […] If you’d prefer to listen to this information in a podcast style conversation, check out this “Audio Overview” prepared by NotebookLM. It uses all the information in this article (and included links) and creates 2 A.I. generated voices in a conversation. It’s a 15 minute audio. Also, for a shorter, more lighthearted take on our Odyssey with time, see Basia’s Blog post: Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? […]

  4. Hilarious!!
    …and in the end…do we REALLY care what time it is?

  5. Iife

  6. Debbie S Wallace Avatar
    Debbie S Wallace

    Laughing soooooo hard! Great post… Ahh the joys of time travel!!! Lol

  7. Jane Anne Davis Avatar
    Jane Anne Davis

    😵‍💫🤪🤯